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Zakopane AKA Snowtown

Well, all that snow being chucked down continued for fucking days, it was pretty obvious from the moment we stepped off the train that frosty bedlam awaited as we attempted to drag our hefty bags through several foot of snow…

My amazing girlfriend had picked us out a wooden castle of a hotel for our stay, which seemed to be a popular theme of the area, along with kebabs and more fucking cabbage.

Day one involved eating as much as possible and trying (unsuccessfully) to get pissed.

Day two involved a more responsible walk in the woods, which were packed with crazy deep snow which belted down ceaselessly until pretty much everything vanished under 30ft of the frosty muck..

Expect a lot of pictures from the real camera to follow later 😉

Robot’s R Us

Down a side street in Zywiec, Poland I found an intimidating Robot factory from the Soviet era, likely to be churning out killer machines still.

Evidence of the robot take over can be found on every street in the area where smiles have been replaced with the cold mechanical grimaces of our Robotic Overlords.

Church in the Hills

A low key wooden church in the woods and hills of Poland, the efforts people are willing to make in order to impress their mythical skyfriends never cease to confound me.

None the less, here it is, folks dragged a church up a great steep hill and gave Jesus a new shed to view the beautiful landscape from.

I can’t help but think that a picnic table or a bbq would have been more useful.